A scientists is sitting in his lab working day in and day out on his experiments. Weeks go by and he refuses to leave his lab, having necessities like food and water being brought to him by his assistant.
Finally, it clicks, he jumps up from his desk and shoots his arms up to the heavens shouting "Eureka!! I've done it! I'm a genius." His assistant next too him suddenly recoils in disgust. "What's wrong?" The scientist inquires. He responds "Eureka something alright, but genius is taking a back seat at the moment." He plugs his nose and exits.
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