...when she finds out he has never been laid.
Very quickly he cums and it is all over the place, down her legs, up the walls, everywhere and Quasi starts to cry.
"What's the matter?" asks Esmeralda "I thought you would be happy after cumming"
"Oh Thank God" replied Quasi "I was worried my hump had burst"
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