An optomist, a pessimist, and an engineer were all shown a 24 ounce glass with 12 ounces of water in it.
The optomist looked and said, "the glass is half full."
The pessimist looked and said, "the glass is half empty."
The engineer looked and said, "there's twice as much glass as you need."
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