A ship was malfunctioning so they called in a guy to fix it. The guy went down into the engine room, and returned 2 minutes later saying it was fixed, so they started it up and it worked, and the owner asked how much it was going to cost, and the price was 10,000$
"Thats ridiculous, I need an itemized list of the expenses!" said the owner.
the list read:
*Tapping pipe - 1$*
*Knowing where to tap 9999$*
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