When a woman's friend was having her third baby in four years, she volunteered to keep the older two children overnight. One night turned into several, and eventually the woman was running out of supplies. She asked her husband to go over and get some things from the friend's husband.
"Did he give you everything?" she asked.
"Yes," my husband said, grinning. "A box of diapers, two sacks of clothing and the children's birth certificates."
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