Emily Blunt will star in a new crime movie where she hunts down hitmen who keep swallowing their targets and spitting out bigger versions of themselves.

Can you imagine...

She would be *royally* fucked!

A man walks into...

...sits down at the bar and orders a pint. A man in the corner of the bar...

How can you tell...

Check his spirit level.

I want my life to...

Ending in a suicide.

['90s] I just got...

It's called "The Tyson." It comes with two bytes and no memory.

"My dad was a...

"What about your mom?" "No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Frog #1

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

A professor was...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all...

Wicket Warrick...

He decided to try it on at the cantina. He had a lot of fun with a game he...

Voldemort tried...

That's why his helmet has two lighting bolts.