A blonde walks into a shop and spots a TV. She goes up to the cashier and says "excuse me Sir, can I buy that TV?"
He shakes his head and says "no blondes allowed".
Furious, she goes home, dyes her hair, and walks in the next day. "Can I buy that TV?"
The cashier shakes his head. "I said yesterday, no blondes allowed".
She was even angrier now, so she went home, shaved her hair, bought a wig, and returned a week later, asking "Can I buy this TV?"
The cashier shakes his head. "I've told you this before - no blondes allowed".
She is quite angry now. "I dyed my hair, AND wore a wig - how did you know I was blonde?!"
The cashier sighed, and said "Ma'am, that's a microwave"
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