Two chefs, Ed and Fred have been working all day trying to work out the nuances of a very complicated egg sauce of their own invention. They've been working for hours with no luck and it's getting quite late. Fred is beating the sauce with a whisk when the bowl slips and spills all the egg sauce on him. Frustrated he turns to Ed and says "Let's give up, I'm egg-sauced Ed"
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