Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. Hey, Cole! said Edney. See those two wires? Sure, Cole answered. Now just grab one of them. Cole grabbed one of the wires. Feel anything? asked his partner. Not a thing, answered Cole. Good! said Edney. Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!
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