An economist met with a broker the other day.
"Welcome!" said the broker.
"Howdy!" replied the economist.
"Would you be interested in one of our vehicles?" said the broker.
"Vehicle? I can't drive!" said the economist
"No. I mean financial vehicle!" Then the broker reached under his cabinet to pull out some paper work.
"Very funny!" said the economist. "Is there a discount?"
"Yes! We have a discount rate on each of our investment vehicles!" said the broker, dismally.
"Oh..."
"You just need to sign this contract! Don't worry. It'll be quick!"
The economist left in search of a real vehicle which offered a real discount and had no contract!
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