East meets West

A guy pulls up to a bar and walks in to get a drink. Almost immediately, he is accosted by another guy who has obviously had one-to-many.
The drunk demonstrates a clumsy karate chop and says, "That was karate from China." The new arrival just nods noncommittally and attempts to sit at the bar. Unfortunately, the inebriated fellow seemed to take the nod as a sign to continue his skill. He attempts a roundhouse kick, that nearly causes him to fall over but he catches himself on a table.
After he regains his balance he slurs, "That was Tai Kwan Do from Japan." The now frustrated gentleman nods again and attempts to claim his own beverage; but the drunk, apparently not done demonstrating, stops him with a hand on his shoulder.
Tired of the irritating patron, the man pulls away angrily.
The drunk taking offense says, "Hey now, you don't want to mess with a fella like me."
The man, now angry says, "Let's take this outside."

*3 minutes later*

The man returns without the drunk, sits down, and orders a beer. The barkeeper, having witnessed the affair, asks, "What happened?"

The man took a long drink before replying, "Tell that asshole when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from Sears."


(I am well aware of the inaccuracy of the origins of the Martial Arts. He's drunk, and an idiot.)