The dying man gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, Lisa,"he said. "Of course, Richard," she said softly. "Six months after I die, he said, "I want you to marry Big Pete." "But I thought you hated Big Pete," she said. With his last breath, Richard said, "I do!"
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