During World War 2, the Soviet Union had a group of very skilled snipers. The six members of the group accumulated 318 kills in under a week. While they were celebrating their achievements, they were captured by the Germans and were forced to work for them. They fought for the Germans for one week, but during that week, they weren't able to kill a single enemy soldier despite shooting their rifles countless times. A general who was disappointed, asked them why they can't kill anyone. One sniper replied "Oh, that's because we're Marx-men"
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