During science class at school, I lowered the pressure and temperature in my lab flask, and introduced some tiny ice crystals to it. But my tutor stopped me and sent me home for trolling.

My Grandparents

After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay...

I was trying to...

But there weren't enough members.

Caspar: I was the...

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She...

"Where'd your 'P'...

So a preschooler was learning about the alphabet and all of its...

I was really bad...

So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list.

Father buys a lie...

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies...

Titanic

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to...

Principal Affair

There was a rumor going around school that a married teacher was having sex...

Grad Student...

6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed. 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last...

The Story of Mike...

Hey, my name’s Mike Doe, and this is my story. I had a friend in college, my...