"My Dad runs the fire station. He's the station officer," said Simon.
"Very good, Simon. Anyone else?"
"My Dad runs the local prison," piped up Billy.
"Excellent, Billy. Is he the prison governor?" I asked.
"No, sir, he's just the hardest cunt in there."
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