During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation...

I tried to sit...

But it was endless.

A man was out,...

A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night....

Why do so many...

So they can look like their mothers.

Son-in-law!!

As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange...

If Anita Bryant...

If Anita Bryant married Moby Dick... her name would be?

What'd the cowboy...

Audi...

Jim had been out...

Back at work he ran into a friend of his, who asked him, "Jim, how are you...

Shine the Light

A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love....

Have you ever...

Neither has he.

Touchy Feely

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started...