The pilot comes over the PA and announces: "We seem to have some trouble with our engines, and we will crash soon unless some of the passengers immediately jump off the plane.
To make it fair, we will decide who's going to jump according to alphabetical order.
First, I would like to ask all the Afro-american passengers to get up and jump off the plane"
No one gets up. The pilot continues:
"OK, will all the Black passengers please get up and jump off the plane?"
Still nothing.
"OK, may i please ask all the Colored people to get up and jump off the plane?"
No one is getting up. Suddenly a small boy tugs at his father's arm: "Dad, why aren't we getting up?"
The father replies: "Because son, today we are Niggers".
(Sorry for my english...)
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