The youngest son asks his father, 'Daddy what's the difference between *potential* and *reality*?
The father turns to his wife and asks her, 'Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?'
'Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity' tells the wife
The father then turns to his teenage daughter and asks her, 'would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?'
'Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.' she replies.
The father then turns to his eldest son and asks, 'Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!'
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
'Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.'
The father turns back to his youngest son and explains him:
'You see, potentially we are sitting with multi-millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…'
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