Bartender sees the man taking a piss*
Bartender: Oi! The fuck you doing there.
Drunk: Taking a piss.
Bartender: Don't you know that's against the law?
Drunk: No, I'm against the wall.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.