A young man and his girlfriend were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leant over and whispered in his ear, "can you drive using only one hand?"
"I sure can" he grinned, thinking his luck was in.
"Good" she said, "then wipe your nose" she said "it's running"
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