Ragni Sends Her Husband to a Grocery Store:
"And don't forget to buy the milk, do you hear me?!"
"I hear you..."
"And take the low fat one, don't mix up!"
"Take it easy, I won't..."
"And don't buy wine instead, like you did the last time, do you remember?!"
"Of course I remember..."
"And no beer, like the time before that, understand?!"
"I do, I do...."
"Well, go then!"
... Ten minutes later in the grocery store:
"What did she tell me to buy - was it wine or bottled beer?
Oh, well, I'll better take both, just in case." *
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