A man is in a bar trying to pick up women. He is having no luck at all but he notices a short, balding, scruffy guy sitting by himself who seems to have all sorts of luck. At least three times already our man has seen women walk up to the guy, strike up a conversation and then leave with the guy. The guy comes back an hour later, sits down and the process starts over.
Motioning to the bar tender our man ask if the bar keep knows what that guy has that the women find so attractive.
"I don't know." says the bar tender. "He just sits there, all by himself, licking his eyebrows."
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