Dilly Dump is the manager of the Last Resort Old People’s Home. One morning, he is going from house to house collecting donations throughout the nice, mediocre American suburb called Yuppy Acres.
Dilly walks up to the Poke household and rings the doorbell. When Porky Poke answers the door, Dilly says, ”Good morning, sir. Would you like to make a contribution to the Last Resort Old People’s Home?”
”Okay,” replies Porky. Then he turns around and calls back to the house, ”Hey, Grandma! Get your hat and coat on!”
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