A man is walking down the street, minding his own business, enjoying his day. He looks across the street and, to his surprise, sees a new store. The sign above the store reads 'Muslim Bookstore.'
"Wow, that's unbelievable!" the man thinks to himself, "I gotta check this out."
He walks across the street and into the store. It looks like a typical bookstore, rows of books, mainly in Farsi, and a Muslim man at the cash register.
"Hi," the man says to the cashier, "I was wondering if you have Donald Trump's new book about immigration and his views on islamic people."
There is a lull in the conversation as the cashier looks at the man with an astonished look on his face.
"Shut the hell up, get the fuck out of here and don't come back," replies the cashier.
The man smiles at the cashier and says "Yeah! That's the one!"
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