It's not going too well. A day before the North Carolina rally, the three man team are thinking about how to improve upon the past couple of weeks.
"Okay guys we need to reconnect with our core voters. It's all been going okay, the campaign, but erm if we don't bring it together, then pretty soon we'll be fucked. How do we galvanize?"
The first guy goes "How about we just mention the wall some more. That always goes well."
"Maybe," says the second guy "Or how about we just talk about muslims for a while. That oughta work. What do you think Clive?"
The third guy, who's not paying attention, but making some weird gesture with his finger in the air, goes "How about we create a salute"
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