So Donald Trump is going on a business trip but he fears that in his absence, the dozen house workers would see this as an opportunity to rape his sexy wife.. Being a clever man that he is, he hides a razor blade up his wife's snatch so upon his return he is able to catch the culprit. He returns after one week and orders all of the workers to stand in a line and drop their knickers. One by one he sees the workers dicks are chopped clean off say for the last one. Shocked, he announces, "my boy, I am very pleased, you upheld my trust, tell me your name so that I may reward you" the worker goes, "lmmlmmumm"
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