Donald Trump, Enrique Peña Nieto, and Hu Jintao are on a plane

... And the pilot calls back to them, saying "There is too much weight on the plane, we are going to have to throw some stuff off!" So Nieto goes to the back, and comes back with an armful of tortillas. He throws them out, saying "We have too many of these in my country." Then Jinatao goes to the back, and comes back with an armful of fortune cookies, and throws them off the plane, saying "We have too many of these in my country." Donald trump walks over to Nieto and picks him up and throws him off the plane, saying "We have too many of these in my country."

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