Donald Trump dies and goes to heaven...

He soon reaches the pearly gates, and is greeted by St. Peter himself.
Donald notices a wall of clocks behind St. Peter, some of them ticking, and some are not, and asks,
"What's with all the clocks?"
St. Peter replies, "These are Lie-Clocks, every person on Earth and in Heaven has one, and they tick once every time you tell a lie. Over here we have Sylvia Brown's, which is moving once every 2 seconds. On the other hand, Mother Teresa's Lie-Clock has not moved at all, indicating that she has not told any lies."
"I understand" says Donald.
Tick! The second hand on Donald's clock moves forwards once, as he clearly doesn't know how the fuq anyone could not lie for 87 years.
Embarrassed by his clock, Donald steps away and takes a look along the wall, trying to find the clocks of people he knows.
He finds Ivanka's, Bush 41's, Megan Kelly's and others, but notices a large hole where one was ripped from the wall.
Donald asks, "What the fuq happened here?"
St. Peter comes over, tsks, and says, "Oh this? That was Hillary's, but Jesus started using it as a ceiling fan for his room after the email scandal started.