Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar. The bartender sees them chatting, so he goes over to them and says "Wow, what an honor to have the two of you here! What are you guys talking about?"
Trump responds with "We are planning our tactics for World War III."
Curious, the bartender asks "Really? What're your plans?"
"We are going to kill 100 million Muslims, and one hot blonde chick with a nice rack" says Trump.
"Really? Why the blonde chick?" the bartender replies with.
Trump turns to Cruz and says "See? I told you nobody gives a damn about the Muslims!"
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