Donald and Hillary go into a bakery ..

Donald and Hillary go Into a
Bakery on the Campaign Trail

As soon as they enter the
bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, "See how
clever I am?

The owner didn't see anything
and I don't even need to
lie.”

I will definitely win the
election.

Donald says to Hillary,
"That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.

I am going to show you an
honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of
the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts
and gives him a pastry.

Trump swallows it and asks
for another one.

The owner gives him another
one.

Then Donald asks for a third
pastry and eats that,
too.

The owner is starting to
wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the
pastries?

Trump replies, "Look in
Hillary's pocket"...