Do you know why cops don't like to find winos that have been dead for more than two hours?

"I wish you were...

Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend.

WE'RE ON A...

To MISSION POINT!

A man asks his...

"I would fuck everything that moves", his friend says. "What would you do?"...

As if the...

...now they're robbin' china. (Rob & Chyna)

A battery is like...

They're both not included in anything

How did the...

Alone

Did you hear...

He burns his lips on the tail pipes.

An Englishman, an...

A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in...

Just an affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their...

The Penis Report

Earlier this year, the American Government funded a study to see why the...