Do you know what this is? *measures one inch with fingers*
What, the size of my penis?
No! It's the size of your heart and the compassion in it ... And the size of your penis. They just coincidentally match up, like a solar eclipse.
- from Wilfred (US version)
The show is much funnier, I think episode 9 season 1
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