Do you know what this is?

Do you know what this is? *measures one inch with fingers*

What, the size of my penis?

No! It's the size of your heart and the compassion in it ... And the size of your penis. They just coincidentally match up, like a solar eclipse.

- from Wilfred (US version)
The show is much funnier, I think episode 9 season 1

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