(actual conversation my friend had with a cop when we were teens)
"Son, Do you know how fast you were going?" The cop said having pulled us over and moved to the driver's side of the car.
"No officer. The little peg stops it at 95."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.