A man is getting a divorce from his wife and is rather upset about the whole situation. While moving his stuff out of the house, a lamp falls out of a box and a genie pops out, offering the man three wishes. The only condition is that the mans soon to be ex wife will get double of whatever he asks for.
The mans first wish is for 8 million dollars.
"Fine," the genie says with a smile, "but she will get 16 million."
His second wish is for a mansion in every country.
"We can do that," the genies snarks, "only she will get two mansions in each country."
Finally, the man is down to his final wish.
"What will it be?" The genie asks.
The man takes his time, rubs his temple, and finally replies, "I would like you to beat me half to death."
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