Police cruiser: 10:4 dispatch, twenty three fifteen responding.
Several minutes later...
Police cruiser: Dispatch, we have a female, Caucasian, in her seventies, she has shot her husband for walking on a floor she had just mopped.
Dispatch: 10:4 twenty three fifteen. Back up is on the way. Is the suspect under custody?
Police cruiser: Not yet. The floor is still wet.
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