This guy kept going to Lorraine the hooker even though every time he did, he wound up with a nasty dose of VD that gave him cloudy and painful urine.
Then Lorraine died of hyperclap.
At her funeral, the man was singing, "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone..."
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