A quiet man decided that he wanted to try yoga.
So he went to a yoga teaching place and met an instructor.
The instructor said to this quiet man, "what is your favorite position?"
He replies with Sphinx Pose, but he said it very quietly
The instructor didn't hear it so she asked again" I'm sorry, i didn't catch that. Can you repeat it one more time?"
He again said Sphinx pose, just a little louder.
Again, the instructor could not hear it for whatever reason and lost it. " WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FUCKING POSITION?"
Startled, the quiet man shouts out "MISSIONARY!"
* Edit: I don't know if this is already on here, i just thought about this last night after browsing through this subreddit.
* Edit:2 I also don't know how to format.
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