Levin's eating dinner at a fancy restaurant in Abu Dhabi when he spies a rich sheikh doubled over his plate, choking and gasping.
He jumps to his feet, summons the wait staff, and together they all help the troubled sheikh onto his feet. Levin performs the Heimlich maneuver; the offending food object is forcefully ejected.
As the sheikh starts to recover, the maitre d' asks him, "What do you think of a man named Levin saving your life?"
The man says, "I'm extremely grateful! But I'm not forgetting those other three that helped."
"Why? Is there a reward?"
"Yes, and I have to spit up the money between all of them, later this evening."
Levin quickly asks, "At what time, and how much do I get?"
The sheikh looks at him evenly, and says, "Why, a quarter to Levin, of course."
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