DILBERT'S SALARY THEOREM


Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never
earn as much as business executives and sales people."


This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following two postulates:


As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time


Since:


Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.


Solving for Money, we get:


Money = Work / Knowledge.


Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of work done.


Conclusion:


The less you know, the more you make.

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