A lonely, single guy orders an inflatable love doll online and it arrives days later. He tries it out right away and then leaves it on the bed in his spare bedroom.
A few nights later, he invites a bunch of buddies over to play cards and drink some beers. Toward the end of the evening, everybody is pretty juiced and his friend, Jack, asks for directions to the bathroom.
Jack comes back to the table and looks as if he had seen a ghost - pale skin and trembling. His other buddies are worried and asked him what happened.
Jack explains "I walked back to go to the bathroom but must have gone in the wrong door because I went into a bedroom and saw a girl was lying on the bed. I apologized to her but she didn't seem to mind. She seemed friendly, so I started chatting her up. She was a little quiet but seemed to be into me, so I sat on the bed and started rubbing her leg. She still didn't say much or move a lot, but she seemed to like what was happening so I made my move. First, we were making out and I was groping her.
Then I nibbled on her neck and she farted and flew out the window!"
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