An 80-years old gramps married a young 18 years old girl. Their first night
they spend in different bedrooms. Late at night the new wife hears knocking on
the door. It's her husband.
- Honey, I've come to perform my husband's duty.
They do it and he leaves. An hour later he's back.
- Honey, I've come to perform my husband's duty.
They do it again and then the girl says:
- But darling, you've already performed your duty an hour ago!
- Sorry, darling, I've got Alzheimer's.
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