A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning her husband asks her where she was.
She says that she decided to sleep over at a friend's house.
The husband calls 10 of her best friends to see if that's true... none know anything about it.
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A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning his wife asks where he was.
He says that he decided to sleep over at a friend's house.
The wife calls 10 of his best friends to see if that's true...
8 of them confirm that he slept over, 2 of them claimed he was still at their house.
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