Because of the down turn of the economy, Marv and Billy were laid off. They went to the unemployment office to file for unemployment.
When asked his occupation, Marv said, "Crotch sewer. I sew the crotches on to panty hose." The clerk looked up sewer and found it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Marv $250 a week unemployment pay.
Billy was then asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitters are a skilled job the clerk gave him $700 a week.
When Marv finds out about this, he is furious. He storms back in to find out why Billy was collecting more than double his own pay.
The clerk explained, "Crotch sewers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?!" Shouted Marv. "I sew the crotches on the panty hose then he pulls them over his head and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.'"
*There's almost no such thing as an original joke anymore so I'm sure it's around somewhere but I remember my mom telling this to me a long time ago and it making her laugh.*
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