Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child?

What do you get...

Trouble with the postman.

Bumper Stickers

Horn broken. Watch for finger. Your kid may be an honors student, but...

Lost in the amazon

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican,...

A woman goes into...

She all alone, no husband, but excited to meet her son and daughter....

My girlfriend...

She will talk dirty with me. Please don't, I don't want to be called a shitty...

What's the worst...

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

My girlfriend is...

We were standing at the top of my driveway, I let go of her hand for one...

A New Word For...

New word: Procaffeinating (n). - the tendency to not start anything until...

What peanut...

Schmuckers.

Who is the rudest...

Aunt Sally