Did you hear about the straight white male viscount who ruled with an iron fist over one field?

shows up late for...

shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*

A conversation...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

Little Caesar...

Call me Little Caesar, cause I'm hot and ready.

So I have had...

Why is it ok for police to keep rape kits in their cars? but if I have one,...

Messages to God

The following are messages written by children to God, Dear GOD, Did you...

Reddit is like...

it's much bigger than you thought.

I don’t...

Every week at our meetings there’s always loads of black people hanging around.

Airport

two blondes driving to the airport and the sign says airport left so they...

Santa's children

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?Because he only comes once a year.. and...

What do you call...

A Dog.