When he was handed the first to be delivered he looked into his new son's eyes and formed an instant connection. The emotions were overwhelming. The resemblance to himself was striking. All his selfish thoughts melted away. At that moment he realised that his life was so much greater for now he was responsible for this new life, a life that was a part of himself, an extension of himself into the future. This new responsibility weighed heavily on his shoulders but strangely, rather than scare him, it gave him comfort.
Then the doctor handed him the second baby. He was identical to the first in every way. The father felt new, even stronger emotions this time. They well up inside him.
He looked to his wife and shouted "REPOST", called her a karma whore and stormed out.
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