Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales?

Blonde's new car

A blonde just bought a new $80,000 sports car. She was driving it for the...

Grab my Breasts!

A woman goes into a store and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the...

60% of African...

I guess you could call it a 3/5's compromise

Two girls were...

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple...

Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young...

Addicted to Harry...

You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When... 1.) You make a wand and...

If you light a...

He'll be warm for the whole day. If you throw a man in a fire, he'll be warm...

How many hippies...

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

My farmer buddy...

Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit.

Q: Why do...

Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.