Did anyone hear of the Pi that was missing the number 5?

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Monica didn't get paid for working in the White House...she did it for a...

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this *is* my most casual outfit!

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The sweet looking student responded loudly, "I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH...

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An offensive line

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A buttload!

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A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went...

"24 hours to live!!"

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