Derrick (a white american) learned that his Chinese friend has an american name (Joey) and a Chinese name (Yao). He has the yellow fever so he tests his luck at the local bar for Asian night. He musters the courage to talk to one of the girls at the bar.
"Hey what's your Chinese name?"
"My name is Kristin and I'm Filipino you racist!"
Derrick shrugs his douchey shrug and walks onto the next girl.
"What's your Chinese name?"
"I'm Lindsay and I'm Korean you racist!"
Derrick shrugs again working those douche muscles and moves onto the next girl.
"Hey what's your Chinese name?"
"I told you it's Kristin you fuck !"
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