Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract.

So a centaur...

The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat?" The centaur replies, "My...

Procrastinator's...

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg? Irene

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It's a rap

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On the Gin-ternet.

So I was...

but my execution is being suspended temporarily.

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Q. What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A. A...

How does a...

With the bare-bones approach.

"The dress of...

One day a mother goes to visit her daugter who has just been married. The...